“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart
they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!
now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.
how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice
probably the only thing i’d reblog that has twilight involved
His face in the last shot.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
No, seriously, watch this. It’s fantastic.
"Things rarely go exactly the way you want them to, so sometimes you make due with whatever you can get Endings are never easy; I always build them up so much in my head they cant possibly live up to my expectations, and I just end up disappointed. Im not even sure why it matters to me so much how things end here. I guess its because we all want to believe that what we do is very important, that people hang onto our every word, that they care what we think. The truth is: you should consider yourself lucky if you even occasionally get to make someone, anyone, feel a little better. After that its all about the people that you let into your life..
And as my mind drifted to faces Ive seen here before, I was taken to memories of family, of coworkers, of lost loves, even of those whove left us. And as I rounded that corner, they all came at me in a wave of shared experience
And even though it felt warm and safe, I knew it had to end. Its never good to live in the past too long.
As for the future, thanks to Dan, it didnt seem so scary anymore. It could be whatever I wanted it to be.”
The credits + wrap scenes for Scrubs’ My Finale. If you loved Skins and haven’t seen this… WATCH IT.
I can’t imagine how it must feel to wrap a show you’ve been working on for 8 years. All I did was watch it and watching this is kind of depressing me.
I miss Scrubs.
Thank you for that; for being my teacher.
I’m gonna miss you, Bambi.
- J.D.: How come you never tortured me? You know, when like, I first started.
- Carla: You were Bambi. Somebody had to teach you how to walk.
- J.D.: Thank you for that, for being my teacher.