i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour
That’s the Jaime I like!
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
i cant believe this
this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game
You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
do white boys do anything besides make facebook statuses asking who wants to hang
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
What do cows call the moon
They don’t call it anything they don’t care they’re not like us they refuse to believe that the moon landing was real