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6:57pm October 21, 2014

I just ate a spoonful of hot sauce.
Probably the worst thing I’ve ever gone through in life.
My throat burned so much that I needed water or Id die, but then I drank too much water and my stomach started to die. I went outside and puked it all up, but my throat was still on fire so I had to continue drinking.
Made myself 3 bucks though.

5:40pm October 21, 2014

jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

2:01pm October 19, 2014

steampunktendencies:

Baroque Hot Air Baloon Light Bulbs

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1:50pm October 19, 2014
1:47pm October 19, 2014

Rosie Hardy

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1:07pm October 19, 2014

harlequinnade:

Mat Fraser is a gift (x)

12:59pm October 19, 2014

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

12:54pm October 19, 2014

igperish:

The Cast of How To Get Away With Murder - portrait session (x)

8:11pm October 18, 2014

They say the city of Rome
burned for six days and seven nights
while its emperor played the fiddle.

In my head, I call him ‘the Arsonist’.
He sets fire to the parts of me that are all wilderness,
all California dry bush. I don’t know how to tell him
I’ve stopped writing my poems down — all my words
about love just burn holes through the pages.

He hums in my ear and the heat of his breath
reduces me to kindling, to something
that sparks and ignites; I am sawdust,
I am a city full of libraries.
Thousands of books and scrolls
to keep me burning through the night.

I wasn’t always so flammable
but I suppose it’s something about his hands.
One part of me wants them at my hips,
around my throat. The other smells smoke.
She is cracking windows open,
she’s looking for a fire escape,
she wants to run.
But the rest of me wants to stay.

Even if he douses my body in kerosene.
Even if he leaves the firemen sifting through
my ashes for evidence.
Rome is burning to the ground tonight
and I’m trapped behind its walls.

— Anita Ofokansi, ”Boy Who Coaxes Flames Out of My Skin (via deeplystained)
2:40pm October 18, 2014

Jack Falahee + selfies

2:29pm October 18, 2014
boocela:


allthatandasideoftom:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

liliesandthorns:

lookwhatihavefound:


Death Wish Coffee ($20)

Billed as the world’s strongest coffee, Death Wish Coffee is not for casual drinkers. Buy it ground or as whole beans and even in a 2 oz sample size if you’re skeptical and get ready to speak at an alarming speed.


I should get some ^ for my Monday mornings.

i want it

amazon review:
268 of 286 people found the following review helpful
MY BLOOD IS CAFFINATED
By A. Smith on November 13, 2013
Verified Purchase
I AM DRINKING THIS COFFEE RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING AND WRITING IN CAPS LOCKS IT IS SO GOOD AND IT IS SUPER CAFFINATED AND PUNCTUATION IS FOR LOSERS THAT LIKE WEAK COFFEE


I NEED THIS STAT

boocela:

allthatandasideoftom:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

liliesandthorns:

lookwhatihavefound:

Death Wish Coffee ($20)

Billed as the world’s strongest coffee, Death Wish Coffee is not for casual drinkers. Buy it ground or as whole beans and even in a 2 oz sample size if you’re skeptical and get ready to speak at an alarming speed.

I should get some ^ for my Monday mornings.

i want it

amazon review:

268 of 286 people found the following review helpful By A. Smith on November 13, 2013
Verified Purchase
I AM DRINKING THIS COFFEE RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING AND WRITING IN CAPS LOCKS IT IS SO GOOD AND IT IS SUPER CAFFINATED AND PUNCTUATION IS FOR LOSERS THAT LIKE WEAK COFFEE

I NEED THIS STAT

2:24pm October 18, 2014
queerfucker:

its me, just in time for halloween

queerfucker:

its me, just in time for halloween

1:23pm October 18, 2014

You just download this app from the deep web and worm your way into the phone company’s mainframe using basic Java code.

Voila. Person he was on the phone with was using a phone line in Trudeau Securities.

9:56pm October 17, 2014

"Watch the birdie, the camera is not a birdcage. There is no bird in the picture, there is just me."

"Watch the birdie, the camera is not a birdcage. There is no bird in the picture, there is just me."

8:57pm October 16, 2014
gehayi:


springwise:

This ring lets blind people read non-Braille books
One of the problems with Braille is that it’s typically printed in specialist books aside from the copies created for sighted people, meaning that those with sight difficulties can’t borrow their friends’ books and need to seek out the bookstores and libraries that cater for them. In the past, we’ve seen projects such as Thailand’sMr. Light and Mr. Dark — which uses special typography to enable the blind and non-blind to read the same book. Now the FingerReader initiative from MIT provides visually impaired readers with a wearable ring that can scan written text and read it out loud. READ MORE…

Guys. Science has developed a talking ring that allows the blind to read books.
This is not only amazing, it is the stuff of fairy tales.

gehayi:

springwise:

This ring lets blind people read non-Braille books

One of the problems with Braille is that it’s typically printed in specialist books aside from the copies created for sighted people, meaning that those with sight difficulties can’t borrow their friends’ books and need to seek out the bookstores and libraries that cater for them. In the past, we’ve seen projects such as Thailand’sMr. Light and Mr. Dark — which uses special typography to enable the blind and non-blind to read the same book. Now the FingerReader initiative from MIT provides visually impaired readers with a wearable ring that can scan written text and read it out loud. READ MORE…

Guys. Science has developed a talking ring that allows the blind to read books.

This is not only amazing, it is the stuff of fairy tales.